We all know how Mondays go
Repeat the same bullshit from the week before
Well this day, not a damn thing change
Had my hands upon my desk bout to flip away my rage
But I held it back. Good thing too
Got a visit from the cutie in cubicle 22
She had some forms and some other shit I wasn't gonna do
But said, "These are just an excuse to come and talk to you."
OK, you know I didn't drop the ball
We exchanged deets and I told her I would call
Hit her up later to meet at the coffee shop
You know the one down the block around about 8 o'clock
Skip ahead, you know the night's getting real
All the way up until I asked for the bill
The waiter swooped in and before I could react
Pounced on my date and started to attack
I jumped up quick but wouldn't you know
A man in a fez pushed he waiter to the floor
He pointed some rod straight out of Men In Black
Then the waiter turned to dust and never came back
I was speechless, had to gather my thoughts
Meanwhile fez guy and my date walked off
I finally found the words to yell, "Who the hell are you?'
He said, "I'm the Doctor." Doctor, who?

Yeah man, and then they just walked off. It was really bizarre. Like, I've never seen anything like this or have anything like this happened to me before in my life. But you wanna know the worst part? The story isn't even over bruh. Let me tell you what else happen.

It's been a couple days since the crazy shit
So I'm chilling at the bookstore trying to forget
Then I spot her over yonder skimming staff picks
A lady talking business with the lick of her lips
And a bat of her eye, and thirsty is in
So I glance back to confirm with a grin
But what I saw then from the back closing in
Was a group of intense, malcontent metal men
But then a guy runs in from somewhere behind me
Towards the metal men yelling, "Allons-y!"
I guess that's French for, "All eyes on me."
Cuz my lady looked away and he was all she could see
He grabbed her and held her hand so she wouldn't panic
Then handled the metal men just like a mechanic
He told her his name as he walked her out of the room
He said, "I'm the Doctor." Doctor, who?!?!

Seriously, this guy looked completely different then the one from Monday. He had shorter hair, a black jacket, and no stupid bow tie. I don't get it. But seriously, wait until you hear what happened on the way here. This is the craziest part.

Out running errands before our rendezvous
And I ran into an old friend from high school
We chatted and laughed about the days of our past
Caught up for a bit. you know, having a blast
Then she confessed that I was always her type
And if I was free she'd like to go out some time
I told her now seems like a good time to start
Then we got side tracked with a walk in the park
But a walk in the park this excursion was not
Cuz the statue up front seemed to move from it's spot
Then a man standing near started to speak
He said not to turn away, don't even blink
He took the lead and got us out of harms way
But my friend ran back cuz she wanted to stay
She asked him his name and I wish it wasn't true
He said, "I'm the Doctor." She said, "Doctor, who?"

I honestly couldn't believe it! This joker is running around in a brown trench coat and some beat up Chuck Taylors! And who is he?! Is this a new trend or some weird shit like that? Run up during disaster and take an innocent dudes chances at a lady friend and then say that you're, 'The Doctor'. Oh I'm a doctor. I have my stethoscope and I'm gonna give you some shots. That's bullshit! I don't find it funny or entertaining at all if this is some joke that the young kids are doing.